Tag Archives: (Red)

The Duff

Instead of adding to all the negativity on the internet—reviews in particular—I’m going to even things out by saying what I like. Everything* has something good to it. Sometimes it’s only one scene, others are bursting with awesomeness. Here is … Continue reading

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Total Recall (Red)

(Red) means don’t go see this movie. It’s not worth it. There are no surprises. There are no twists. Every plot line can be seen coming from miles away. It’s a sad movie and will put you to sleep. I … Continue reading

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Snow White and the Huntsman (Red)

(Red) means you should not bother watching this movie. First things first. When everyone knows the story there is no reason the run time needs to feel like four years. I got out of the movie and expected to see snow on … Continue reading

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Prometheus (Red)

I didn’t want this movie to be (Red) but it is. When the credits first started rolling and I discussed with those around me about whether it was a good movie or not I told myself that I was going to give it … Continue reading

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Mocking Jay by Suzanne Collins (Red)

(Red) means you shouldn’t read this book. Sorry if the following makes you upset I just get really disappointed when something popular fails so miserably.  It pushes me over the edge.  It feels like the publisher and author knew that … Continue reading

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Haywire (Red)

(Red) means is sucks, don’t bother watching it. This movie made me sleepy.  From the ads I thought it was going to be an action movie.  Since it comes out in January I knew it was going to be terrible … Continue reading

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Sanctum (Red)

This is what (Red) means. This is not a good movie.  I’m going to say right now that I can’t recommend it for anyone. Do they really expect me to believe that stalagmites and stalagmites can from words? It wasn’t … Continue reading

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