Category Archives: Car

RIP SBS: Shame Lake

  This is my favourite thing about SBS because it is easily the most shameful thing about SBS, shameful and mysterious. Water would leak onto the floor by the passengers feet.  It would happen after it rained so obviously it … Continue reading

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RIP SBS: Hood

The details are a little fuzzy.  I was driving along and yada-yada-yada the hood no longer latches like a champ.  I mean the latch is still there but you have to move it with your finger to open and close … Continue reading

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RIP SBS: Gas Cap

The problem with the gas cap is there isn’t one.  I’m struggling to remember the story.  Was it ninjas or an ADD attack that stole SBS’s gas cap?  It could have been ninjas with ADD.  Either way, one day I … Continue reading

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RIP SBS: Mirror

It happened during the winter.  I live in one of the new communities in Edmonton.  Even in the summer there isn’t enough room for cars to pass each other on these roads.  In the winter when each side of the … Continue reading

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RIP SBS: Never Locked

I have troubling news for everyone.  If you are here because of the good news about me and Maddy getting engaged then I apologize that what I’m about to say may kill your buzz. SBS has died. SBS is slang … Continue reading

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C is for Car (But I prefer SBS)

Frequent readers (both of you) will know that my car is SBS (Stinging Bullet of Shame).  If you don’t know then I will update you on the shame that is SBS. I have never washed the outside of SBS.  I … Continue reading

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Extra Shame, Please

It’s not enough that my car is ugly and my girlfriend is embarrassed to ride in it with me.  It’s not enough that it is so loud that people can here me coming several blocks away.  It’s not enough that … Continue reading

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