Movie Trailer Crystal Ball

My movie trailer crystal ball just arrived in the mail today so I thought I would let you all know what it predicts.  It lets me know which movies are going to be awesome and which ones are going to suck.  All I have to do it show it the trailer for the movie.

The crystal ball only last for one season and it’s expensive so I usually save it for summer when movies are typically the most entertaining.  After going through dozens of trailers of movies coming out this summer I have come up with the following results.

The Best Movie of the Summer
It’s going to be The Avengers.  How could it not be The Avengers. I didn’t need a crystal ball to tell me this but just so you know, it agrees with me that this will be the best movie of the summer.

But it was close with Prometheus. If one movie were to blow away The Avengers this would be it.  The reason the crystal ball isn’t sure is because I could only find the teaser trailer to show it.

Also, I really want to see the new Pixar movie. Not because it looks awesome but just because it’s Pixar. The crystal ball still says The Avengers will be better.

 

The Worst Movie of the Summer
Unfortunately there are too many contenders for worst movie of the summer.  Will it be the movie based on a board game, which features singer (not actress) Rihanna, and that looks like a cheep knockoff of Transformers?

Or will it be the sequel to a movie that no one really wanted because the first one was so bad. I bet the best part will be when they all use swords instead of guns for no reason at all.

No. It’s actually going to be this ridiculous looking rock and roll musical starring Tom Cruise.  Mostly because it’s a rock and roll musical starring Tom Cruise.  If you make it to the end of the trailer then you may be suffering from a head injury and should go see the doctor immediately.

 

Biggest Surprise of the Summer
Was anyone chomping at the bit for a new Men in Black movie? No, of course not. This is a movie that no one was asking for and it started filming before the script was even finished being written.  If it’s a good movie than it will be the biggest surprise of the summer.

Either that or it will be this nugget that I don’t plan on watching unless…well I can’t really think of a scenario where I would go to this movie.

So in summary:
Best movie of the summer is The Avengers
The worst movie of the summer is Rock of Ages
And the most surprising movie of the summer is Men in Black 3 

What do you think the best/worst/and most surprising movie of the summer will be? Leave your guesses in the comments.

 

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