Garner Andrews is one of the best reasons to move to Edmonton. What’s that? You’ve never heard of him before? Let me teach you.
He describes himself as the white balding male Oprah. I think I have that right, may have my adjectives mixed up. He’s a DJ for Sonic 102.9. He does the morning show, also known as The Garner Andrews Show.
The main reason you should listen to Garner Andrews is because the dude is very funny. Not funny enough for me to wake up early on my days off to listen to him but I’m not sure it’s possible to be that funny so don’t take that as a bad thing.
What’s great is that you don’t have to wake up early to listen to wisdom of Garner. You can download his podcast. Just search Garner Andrews Show Podcast in the iTunes. It’s free and worth every penny. Listen to a couple and see what I’m talking about.
Garner also has a burger at Delux Burger Bar. It has a ton of bacon on it so naturally the name would be Garnivore. As if that wasn’t awesome enough it also comes with sunglasses. I recently went there on a double date and I told everyone that they would regret not getting the sunglasses. They didn’t listen to me and they did regret it. I was the only one who took my advise and I spent the rest of the night protecting my sweet pink shades from the thieves I was doubling with.
Also, one dollar from each Garnivore sold goes to the Youth Emergency Shelter so not only do you get an awesome burger and shades but you help out some kids but only for the month of April so get to it before it’s too late.
Not only did my “friends” try to steal my sunglasses but by not getting the Garnivore they robbed children of charitable donations.