Advent Calendar: Giant Mouse In a Chocolate House

Day 2

It looks like the first couple doors are head shots.  Yesterday, Santa revealed that instead of a brain he had chocolate shoe horns.  Today we crack open the giant mouse head.

It also gave me a chance to look at the picture.  Why on Earth are these animals such strange sizes?  The mouse whose brain we ate today is bigger then the fox.  That doesn’t make sense to me.  It’s  fine to have animals that act like people but we have to draw the line somewhere.

Animals have fur they don’t need winter coats and scarves and such.  But if you do have them wear coats then make sure they are all wearing coats.  What’s with that fox?  Too cool for school?  I’m getting a serious DB vibe from that fox.

I can’t wait until the 16th.  Then I don’t have to look at his face anymore.

Oh and the chocolate is obviously a haunted house.

“But it’s Christmas.  How can you be sure it’s a haunted house?”

For several reasons.  First off, it looks like it’s about to fall over any second.  It’s not even square.  All it would take is a little wind.  Ghost love poorly constructed houses.  Just think about the Triple H.

Second: I don’t understand what is going on with the roof.  It looks like it has three chimneys.  Do you know any house that is not haunted and has three chimneys?  I sure don’t.

Third: it’s a house made out of chocolate.  I think that’s the strategy witches use to lure children.  Witches are more of a Halloween thing.  I’m not sure that child luring has a season but I do know that it doesn’t help the Christmas spirit.

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4 Responses to Advent Calendar: Giant Mouse In a Chocolate House

  1. The answer is obvious. Three chimneys means three visits from Santa. Ghost Santa. Or maybe Zombie Santa.

  2. Anon. says:

    After much investigation, and what not, I have come to the conclusion that this is a gingerbread house with a snowy pine tree on the left hand side. I adjusted the settings to make it lighter and it is obvious to me. Just in case you wondering…….. ( I am so procrasting cleaning my house by doing this!)

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