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The Bourne Legacy (Green)

I still can’t decide whether or not these Bourne movies are guilty pleasures or not. If you think of any thing with a substandard story as a guilty pleasure then this definitely hits the mark (all the Bourne movies do) … Continue reading

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Total Recall (Red)

(Red) means don’t go see this movie. It’s not worth it. There are no surprises. There are no twists. Every plot line can be seen coming from miles away. It’s a sad movie and will put you to sleep. I … Continue reading

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Bernie (Yellow)

(Yellow) I hadn’t planned on watching this movie so the fact that we saw this is a result of having seen every other movie worth seeing already. It was either this or The Avengers. I’ve seen The Avengers twice already … Continue reading

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Men in Black 3 (Yellow)

The biggest surprise of the summer so far (aside from how disappointing Prometheus was). I was not expecting a good movie out of this but it was perfectly acceptable. A solid video rental (Yellow). The only thing wrong with this movie is … Continue reading

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Brave (Green)

(Green) I don’t think there are very many people out there who would say this is the best Pixar movie ever made but there also isn’t anyone saying it’s the worst. This is a good movie. The people at Pixar … Continue reading

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Snow White and the Huntsman (Red)

(Red) means you should not bother watching this movie. First things first. When everyone knows the story there is no reason the run time needs to feel like four years. I got out of the movie and expected to see snow on … Continue reading

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The Amazing Spider-Man (Yellow)

(Yellow) Why they decided to reboot this is beyond me. A good reason to do a reboot is to tell the story in a new way. This is the same story told the same way. The only thing different is … Continue reading

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Prometheus (Red)

I didn’t want this movie to be (Red) but it is. When the credits first started rolling and I discussed with those around me about whether it was a good movie or not I told myself that I was going to give it … Continue reading

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The Artist (Yellow)

Do not let the fact that I labelled this as (Yellow) fool you into thinking you shouldn’t watch this movie.  You should go see this movie but it’s not necessary to go see it in the theater. Movie theater movies … Continue reading

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Haywire (Red)

(Red) means is sucks, don’t bother watching it. This movie made me sleepy.  From the ads I thought it was going to be an action movie.  Since it comes out in January I knew it was going to be terrible … Continue reading

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