Tag Archives: Christmas

Christmas Catalyst

I haven’t finished my Christmas shopping yet. There is a good chance that you haven’t finished yours yet either. I’ll help you out. I’ve compiled a list of potential people and what to get them. Do you have any readers … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: I Think I Ate Your Chocolate Squirrel

I fried my sick brain thinking about Santa’s hurt box.  I have nothing to say about where the day 9 door is on the advent calendar.  The bear/rat is pointing but mostly it’s just snow. Inside that snow bank is … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: Bambi’s Crystal Ball

Day 5 I’m a little disappointed that door 5 is so close to the 4th door but I also don’t know why that disappoints me. It may seem like there is nothing to say about door 5.  It looks like … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: The Season of the Train

Day 4 (not 24) It is clear to me now that the choice about which doors go where was not done by a human.  How could you not put the 24th door on the giant 24 in the picture?  Instead … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: The Great and Spacious Building

Day 3 Opening door 3 reminds me of hitting the snow off trees and getting it all over the person walking behind you.  Although I’m not sure that ever worked.  It would always get on me just as much as … Continue reading

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Bowl Full of Curry

I went grocery shopping with my chinese roommate and learned something important about myself.  I have no idea what curry is. We went to the Secret Walmart, it’s December but there are still no line ups at the Secret Walmart-yes … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: Giant Mouse In a Chocolate House

Day 2 It looks like the first couple doors are head shots.  Yesterday, Santa revealed that instead of a brain he had chocolate shoe horns.  Today we crack open the giant mouse head. It also gave me a chance to … Continue reading

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Advent Calendar: The Chocolate Shoe Horn

December 1st marks the beginning of the advent calendar season. A 24 day exercise in self-restraint.  There are 24 pieces of chocolate in this calendar but I can only eat one a day.  What’s worse is this is meant for … Continue reading

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Christmas Socks

Hey look.  It’s my Christmas socks.  That must mean it’s snowing in Edmonton (Edmonton is the city I live in not just some random city I chose for deciding when to wear Christmas socks). I know it snowed a bit … Continue reading

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